Young Men: It’s a nice a** crossing the street
Older Men: Women with nice derriere crossing the street
The Pervert: ****************
Wise Men: Ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
Half the Women: She should not have left home dressed like that.
The other half: Where did she buy the blouse.
Children, Monks and the really curious: There’s a dog driving the taxi.
(I didn’t notice the dog either.)
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